by Kristine, This Suit Is Not Black
The New York Daily News reported this morning that billionaire real-estate developer Jeffrey Greene married real-estate executive Mei Sze Chan over the weekend at the groom’s 27-acre estate in Beverly Hills – a match made in real estate heaven, if you will.
So I think to myself, I think, “Real estate executives? That must have been a classy do.” And then I reread the first part of the story. The part where it said that Mike Tyson was the best man.
Our lady-lovin’, ear-bitin’ Mike Tyson? Yep. That’s the one.
Okay, seriously. Who the hell is this Mei Sze Chan chick? She’s either absolutely insane or a complete saint. Because I’ll be damned if someone with paint all over his face is going to ruin my wedding pictures or lisp his way through the toast.
The day I let my husband allow Mike Tyson in my – you know what? Forget that. If I ever tell you I’m marrying a man who associates this deeply with the likes of Mike Tyson, that’s it. You have permission to commit me. Or take my life. No, take my life. It’s better that way.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
WELL I'LL BE DAMNED...
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Tyson is a pussycat as long as he's medicated. Everyone knows this. And that facial tat can easily be removed in Photoshop to make him look almost civilized in the wedding photos...maybe this was a litmus test of some sort--kind of like I'm going to make my next wife get married in the Star Trek Experience wedding chapel in Las Vegas just to make sure she's serious about marrying me.
So this is how Mike still has money, rolls with Billionaires.
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