by Sterling Gould, More Credible
We've taken a little flack from our blogging brethren in our first segment of the WWYD? series, but I think we found a match up everyone can smile about. Part of being a Carnie here at the Carnival, you've got to take one for the team. Every once in a while, you've got to be the freak in the freak show. Lucky for Chris and yours truly, we're not freaks. We're just two very sexy gentlemen, and we don't mind showing a little skin for a good cause. Now it's up for you to decide...
Let me begin by telling you a little bit about my opponent Chris:
Blog: Blog of Hilarity
Interests: Saving children from burning buildings, Cartography, Sensual Massage, Television
Favorite Sports: Football, Basketball, Dwarf tossing
Talents: I once saw this grizzly bear and punched him in his face. He told me the meaning of life. So I think I'd be good at interrogation.
Self-Promotions?: My grandfather is on this really cool website that I think everyone would enjoy. It's pretty adorable. www.lemonparty.org It might not be safe for work if your job doesn't like adorable grandpas.
And now myself:
Blog: duuuuuh, More Credible you sillyz. It's clearly the most popular one out there.
Interests: I like to play golf, loud heavy rock music, expensive poker games I can't afford, drunk chicks looking to score, video games, thinking about forever, a strong drink, holding hands, skipping rocks over water, and that feeling you get when you take a sip from orange juice.
Favorite Sports: Football (College or Pro), Golf, Baseball (Pro), Basketball (College or Pro), Soccer, and women's Pillow Fighting.
Talents: I'm a mean song writer, and I'm solid at the guitar. I'm also the man at
Self-Promotion?: Self promote? Hell no man. My body speaks for itself. Have you seen my tan? And how about that ink? Pretty neato, huh? Don't hold back ladies, I know you're impressed. And there's more of that back at my place... and I know what you're thinking right now. Yes, I do have a name for my apartment. It's called "Shag Force 1".
Now that you've got some background, it's time to decide:
And just remember readers, keeping it in the pants is to your discretion.
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7 comment(s):
Please stop.
Even Micheal Irvin's wardrobe thinks this is excessive.
Chris, did you eat some bad sushi? You're face is green.
He's Hulking out.
Our photo shoot was in Mexico...
he drank the water.
How can you vote for that hussy Sterling with his see-through bikini? Just trashy. Clearly that's why I'm so nauseous.
Is that the Island from LOST?
Awesome. I honestly can't decide... totally overwhelmed by dead-sexiness.
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