THE 4TH ESTATE: PETER KING FANTASY ADVICE WEEK 9

by The Chief, Hugging Harold Reynolds

In the past we've questioned what was more insane, taking gambling advice from the Sports Guy, or fantasy advice from Peter King (he of teeth made of margarine and lemon chiclets).

Well, this week, the King really stepped up his game in helping us answer that conundrum.

For those of you who don't speak jive (graffiti), allow us, just this once, to translate what is scribbled in the picture on the left... For the Internet Impaired: CLICK THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE.

Player (King's Suggestion): Stats (King's Advice +/-)

Harrington (play): 138, 0, 1 (-)

Clemens (pass): 226, 1, 0 (-)

Gonzales (play): 1, 13 (-)

Clark (play - "book it"): 2, 15 (-)

Panthers (pass): Wow. Went out on a limb there. (+)

Huard (play): 213, 2, 2 (push)

Bowe (play): 0, 0 (-)

Cutler (play): KO'ed (-)

Daniels/OAK D: OAK D - 0 sacks, 1 Int (-)

Chambers (play - "produce big"): 5, 59 (-)

Edwards (play): 5, 67 (-)

Thats a cool 1-9-1 for the big fella.

Kind of makes Sean Salisbury look good, as on Friday he said that the Colts/Pats game would produce huge fantasy numbers, as if someone, somewhere was considering benching ANY PLAYER from EITHER TEAM.