THE AFTER PARTY

UCLA's Russell Westbrook has his hair cut into a mohawk with a flaming basketball. Uh huh. (The Half Court Heave)

Some of the Broncos were rubbing it in Vince Young's face last night... literally. (First and 10 Inches)

Tom Cruise signs with Arsenal and the world's tailgate record is broken. (Burly Sports)

In honor of Sinbad's tax issues, The All-Necessary Roughness All-Star Team. (The Angry T)

A new division just for Hot Stove League talk: The teams that are capable of buying proven talent on the open market division. (Five Tool Tool)

ESPN's Mike Greenberg will be the host of a new game show. Seriously. (Awful Announcing)

A life-sized Dirk Nowitzki is available for an undisclosed price in Mark Cuban's creepy Christmas catalog. (The FanHouse)

Jemele Hill is in her own universe on this Bonds thing. (Steroid Nation)

Vanessa Minnillo and one of the best bikini photos ever. (Hollywood Tuna)