THE AFTER PARTY

Jolanda Ceplak, the hottie holder (check out her pic) of the women's indoor 400M world record, is going to sit for two years. (Steroid Nation)

The NFL According to Patrick Swayze. (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

Cam Cameron is not on the hot seat, he just has the dumbest name ever. (The Big Picture)

The new Agent Zero ad is like Castaway meets Gilligan's Island meets the worst acid trip you've ever been on. (100% Injury Rate)

People in various walks of life in the sports world and what they're most thankful for. (The Sports Hernia)

Video: Priest Holmes officially calls it a career. (Arrowhead Addict)

Introducing the NFL All-Jail Time Team! Did Mike Vick make the squad? (The Angry T)

Magic Johnson played him some basketball back in the day. (PartMule)

More thanks to those who have made being a sports fan and sports blogger fun this year. (FanIQ Sports Blog)

Hayden Panettiere in lingerie and swimsuits. And for that, I am thankful. (Popoholic)