by The Chief, Hugging Harold Reynolds
I have a theory.
The Four Letter ranks not according to strength, but instead bases its rankings on whether or not the team name is an animal.
Look at the evidence: only 3 teams in the top 16 have animal names, and 12 of the bottom 16 are animal-related. 13 if you count the Texan's logo.
Some may say that it is merely a coincidence that the animal-themed teams have lousy records this year, but I say that totally blows a hole into my argument and therefore won't be tolerated.
How I roll.
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Thursday, November 8, 2007
THE CHIEF'S NFL POWER RANKINGS
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Five animal related in the top 16. I suspect you're not counting the Colts and the Chargers, but last time I checked horses were animals.
Justin - I actually meant 3 in the top 15, not top 16. If you can't tell that from reading it, I blame your lack of telepathy instead of my decision not to proof-read.
In the top 15 I count Colts, Lions, Jaguars.
Chargers is short for Super Chargers which is not so much as a horse but...(ahem) an air compressor that forces more air and, thus, more oxygen into the combustion chamber(s) of an internal combustion engine than achievable with ambient atmospheric pressure.
But you could probably ride that if you wanted.
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