MATCH.COM MONDAYS: PAUL BLAKE

by Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes

As we make our way through this world, we're all trying to do one thing... procreate. But sometimes, it's hard to find a partner who shares the same interests as you do. I'm all about love baby, so I'll be promoting the Match.com profiles of our favorite athletes/commentators/journalists. You never know, you the reader might find the love of your life!

This Week's Featured Profile: Paul Blake
Display Name: Armadillo_Parrtaayy12
Status: Online now!

* age: 34.
* seeking: A smart, intelligent, moderately sexy professor, who likes to read essays about how Ed "Straight Arrow" Genero won, because the team played.

Relationships: Single
Have kids: None
Ethnicity: White
Body type: Pretty fit for a 34 year old guy.
Height: 6'2"
Religion: Finds peace throwing footballs at a tackling dummy out in the solitude of the fields
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes, Blake is a loose cannon, known for starting bar brawls with rival teams and causing scandals for the top-ranked Texas Colts.

My Job:
Starting quarterback for the Texas State Armadillos and student.

Favorite Hot Spots:
I used to like Billy-Bobs the only bar in town with a bull, but that bastard Flat-Top kicked my ass last time I went there. I also like English class. I have a huge crush on that professor, Suzanne. She has a great smile and is so smart. I need to get Krimm to write me some papers, so she'll think I am smart. Then maybe I can get in her pants.

For Fun:
I enjoy giving inspirational speeches, like "You're hurt. You're tired. You're bleeding. I'm gonna make you a promise. We get into that endzone, you're not gonna feel any pain." I also like being a loner, hanging out in my cornfields reliving the glory and saying "hut" a lot.

Favorite Things:
I like leaping to various points and places in time and solving problems. Some people don't know this about me, but I actually quantum leaped into the future to play for the Armadillos and then leaped back and coached minor league baseball for the Salt Lake City Buzz.

Last Read:
Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman.

About Me and Who I'm Looking For:
I am really looking for someone who sees me as more than just a football player. Dean Elias wants me expelled, Suzanne doesn't take me seriously, Flat-Top keeps trying to kill me, and that linebacker is barking at me. Is this any way to live at 34? If you like guys with 70s flowing hair, a cool "I don't give a damn attitude" and a barn to call your own, I am the one for you. I am more than just strong arm and good looks, I am Paul Blake.