by BOHChris, Blog of Hilarity
Week 11: Where your writer slowly realizes it's hard finding source images for some of these obscure cartoons. Also, football!
Even the prettiest pony sometimes needs a little confidence boost. The Colts' Adam Vinatieri, he of the "most clutch kicker of all time" reputation, blew four kicks in a row before finally hitting a game-winner from close range against the surprisingly competitive Chiefs. I should note that Adam Vinatieri is slightly less homosexually colored. Slightly.
The best bounces are worth seeing several times. Or debating over, then looking at, then being told you can't look at it. Either/or, really. The jubilation for Phil Dawson and the Browns is clearly why the little brown girl is floating in midair, not a poor selection of source images. Only bad mechanics blame their tools.
The Jets' new starting QB Kellen Clemens had a bit of a rough day, but he led the Jets through a rough slug-it-out game with the Steelers. Well, maybe not so much as led them as he did "efficiently hand the ball over to Thomas Jones with great enthusiasm and competence. BONUS: Check out the fantastic unibrow on Curtis "Mister Owl" Martin.
Terrell Owens is...why the fuck is this kid (apparently his name is Canary Yellow... must be a stage name) taking a picture of Patty O'Green (also a convenient name) with her panties showing? Isn't that a bit lewd for a cartoon intended for little girls? Or maybe it's helping to instill values of misogyny and whorishness in young girls. Which I'm totally cool with. But still, maybe try being a little more subtle Canary Yellow. Mirrors on the shoes, drilling a hole in the women's restroom walls...start slow. There's plenty of time to photograph upskirts of underaged girls hanging upside down when you're 40 and you have extra room in your crawl space.
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