THE SNORKS HAVE SOME NFL THOUGHTS

by BOHChris, Blog of Hilarity

Week 10: Where the table is set and the Snorks are the arbiters of your team's dreams.

The Green Bay Packers continue to skate through a cushy schedule. "Is Brett Favre back? Is Ryan Grant the best back in the NFC North?" The real question to ask: "How many points will the Packers lose by in Lambeau to send Brett Favre into another offseason of meandering and cockblocking of Aaron Rodgers?"


Vanity Snork (I'm assuming this Snork is basically the same thing as Vanity Smurf...there's really no differences between the two so even if I'm wrong, pretend this is Vanity Snork) can't bear to look in the mirror, not unlike the New Orleans Saints. Just when it all seemed so bright after four wins in a row, the Saints give a win to the hapless Rams. Oh if only the playoffs were as easy to digest as a meaty Subway sub, eh Reginald?


The Steelers seem to have a winning science, even on a day in which Derek Anderson outdueled Big Ben. On the plus side, Roethlisberger appears to have bought Michael Vick's legs as part of a Federal liquidation, so he's got that going for him.


Brodie Croyle finds himself under the Snorkscope as the full-time QB of the Kansas City Chiefs. Fortunately, the Snorkscope is just a large conch shell because these little mutants don't know the first thing about microbiology. But don't tell the poor legless Snork that. He'll flip the fuck out.