STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S TOP NFL STORIES

by BOHChris, Blog of Hilarity

Week 9: Where hope comes to die. And where Strawberry Shortcake runs free!

Nothing gets Strawberry Shortcake hotter than a record-breaking day. With 296 yards, she may even give up the ass.


Life is Delicious right now if you're Derek Anderson or a fan of the Cleveland Browns. Life is less delicious if you're "QB of the Future" Brady Quinn. But equally as pink, fortunately.


You hoped it could be this simple, didn't you New York Jets? Losing isn't like comically oversized strawberries, to be wheeled around by a little girl after your quarterback is benched. Losing is the wheelbarrow. Think about it.


A friendly reminder from Strawberry Shortcake: In spite of the Super Bowl win, the undefeated record, and a littany of surprisingly entertaining commercials, the Peyton Manning Face is always a hop, skip, and a jump away. Yay football!