TOP 10 FANTASY TEAM NAMES OF ALL-TIME

Compiled by Tello Real and Cornelius Merz, Rivalfish

A couple of months ago I put up a post asking fans to submit their favorite Fantasy Sports team names. What I got was a bunch of responses that affirm our place as the most hated nation on the planet with the ugliest of ugly inhabitants. Without further ado, here are the Top Ten Fantasy Sports Team Names of All-Time.

And I warn you, neither Rivalfish nor Epic Carnival condone this filth, or making jokes about Eli's battle with Down's Syndrome... unless you think it's funny... then, bring me another Fetus Colata and lets analyze some WHIPs and YACs. - Tello Real, mraspatello@rivalfish.com

10. Cum Stained Clown Suits - Ron L., Tacoma, WA
Do clowns have a reputation of being creepy and molesting kids or something? Ohhhhhhhhh! No wonder!

9. Marriage is for Fags - Pete K., Los Angeles, CA
You're preachin' to the choir Pete. After my mom finishes ironing my trousers we should meet for a drink.

8. Marge Schott's Bush - Adam W., Harrison, CO
That's just unnecessary you sick bastard. Everyone knows she shaved.

7. Snazzy Dandies - Chris J., Livonia, MI
In the lame world of overzealous masculinity over what is essentially a computer game, this kid deserves to spitefully win every league he's in.

6. Kruk's Flesh Satchel - Sandra E., Grand Rapids, MI
I hear this team was winning in half the categories and putting up blanks in the other half.

5. Mall Santa's Boner - Andre I., Sarasota, FL
"Hey Kid, are you sure that's all you want for Christmas? Keep going, I have all day..."

4. Carruth's Trunk Commandos - Robert S., Columbus, OH
Stars, they're just like us! No price is too high to avoid Baby Mama Drama!

3. Rollie Fingers Me - Sarah S., Chicago, IL
A pro Jersey Chaser would make him use his mustache.

2. Arthur's Ashes - Terry G., Athens, GA
Insensitivity towards AIDS - check. Joke about tragic death - check. One-way fare to Hell - check.

1. Ijerkedoffon9/11 - Jeremy O., Saline, MI
Let's be honest, who didn't? It was a stressful day.

Can your fantasy team name beat any of these?