TOP 10 PATRIOT MOTIVATIONAL PLOYS FOR THE UPCOMING BILLS GAME

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. First place in the division is at stake

9. Preparing for both JP Losman and Trent Edwards = double the matchup nightmares

8. Bills are sharp from the non-bye

7. Game has been moved to Sunday night as part of the international conspiracy to spoil the Patriots perfect season

6. Coach has video tape of more than the opposition, if you catch our drift

5. The Patriots have not covered the spread in weeks

4. Roscoe Parrish is just the kind of Ewok-like character that's always around at the fall of empires

3. Patriots are looking for revenge on the Bills for daring to lead in their earlier game this year

2. Lee Evans thinks he's all that, but he's so not

1. Bills are probably going to pull some really cheap motivational bull with that Kevin Everett jerk