Epic Carnival: TOP 10 POSITIVES ABOUT THE PATRIOTS BYE WEEK

Friday, November 9, 2007

TOP 10 POSITIVES ABOUT THE PATRIOTS BYE WEEK

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. No team will run up the score or cheat

9. Las Vegas will finally make some money from people betting on NFL games

8. ESPN discovers that there are other teams in the NFL

7. Patriot Fans have more time to research conspiracy theories and find out how they are being disrespected

6. Tom Brady can take the time to meet some attractive women

5. Coach Belichick has a lot of laundry to get done

4. Corey Dillon gets some TV time and feels much better, because dammit, people do still care about him

3. New England fans get to finally sit back and appreciate their winning MLS team

2. Extra days off gives Don Shula more time to keep changing his story, and for Mike Vrabel to insult more old people

1. Every NFL fan has the opportunity to see just how utterly and completely wonderful the Patriots are, since none of the games this weekend will be meaningful or exciting

2 comment(s):

Dan said...

RE: #7, just check out the Bill Simmons article from today. It's a new level of bagging the douche.

Anthony said...

I bathe in your hate, and it feels so good




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