by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
We, the fans of NFL Football, hold these video clips to be self-evident, and more or less completely unnecessary for anyone with any amount of long-term memory...
10. You can see fish being thrown in Seattle
9. There's an arch in St. Louis, and it's, um, pretty big
8. The Golden Gate Bridge continues to exist in the Bay Area
7. There is cheese in Green Bay
6. Some people dress like Very Scary Monsters in Oakland
5. When a blimp is outside of a domed stadium, it looks like a big building
4. There are cacti near the stadium when the game is in Arizona
3. In New Orleans, you can eat crawdads. (And when there are no crawdads, you can eat sand. What? You can eat sand.)
2. When the game is outdoors in a cold climate, some (men) will take off their shirts in the hope to get on television
1. Not only do they make cheese steaks in Philadelphia, but people also eat them
Sunday, November 18, 2007
TOP 10 THINGS THAT NFL TELECASTS REALLY DON'T HAVE TO TELL US ANYMORE
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5 comment(s):
Your schtick is so old that David Spade's "douche" stage thinks you need to give it up.
Steve Urkel's "Did I Do That!?" wants you to stop making lists.
Austin Powers has had enough of this, baby, yeah!
I wish you knew how to quit this.
GO FORTH AND DIE!
ANONYMOUS!
Honey,
Please take your meds. If not for me, then for your parents. They're really worried about you.
And please stop calling the house. It's embarrassing.
Well done. How about adding something about how we always have to see Jerry Jones's plastic face wetting his pants on the sideline for TO and Romo? Yes, we know, he likes to be on the sideline.
Jerry negotiated that in the broadcast agreement with the networks. Along with the 'Boys annual advantage in getting a cupcake game at home on Thanksgiving.
You forgot that they like to eat chicken wings in Buffalo and country music is strongly associated with Nashville.
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