TOP 12 REASONS MICHAEL VICK SURRENDERED EARLY

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

On Monday, ex-NFL phenom Michael Vick turned himself in to federal prosecutors 21 days early for a prison sentence that could be up to five years in length for his role in an illegal dogfighting operation. What were some of the factors contributing to his decision?

12. Doesn't have to worry about taking care of his... um... er... well...

11. Did not want to face the "I'm the good kid now" talk from Marcus over the Thanksgiving dinner table

10. Was told that the NFL Network is only on prison cable, not his home system

9. Given the choice of prison or shopping on "Black Friday", took the more pleasant option

8. Like most Falcons fans, has lost the will to remain free after watching Byron Leftwich and Joey Harrington

7. Isn't getting any younger, or any less of a complete and utter pariah

6. After seeing Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan and Mike Tyson skate through custody in less than a day, thinks that the same could happen for him

5. Had all of his remaining money on Lloyd Carr's Michigan Wolverines

4. Wanted to make sure he went in while his new jail house tats are still popping fresh

3. Has absolutely no respect for the sanctity and respect due to A-Rod winning the MVP

2. As a wine lover, can't wait to taste the prison's "special" White Zinfindel

1. Out of money, out of weed