WADE PHILLIPS IS CONCERNED WITH BRITNEY SPEARS?

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

The Dallas Cowboys' coach has some issues with America's #1 crotch-exposer Britney Spears and it's not because Tony Romo was spotted with her nastiness in a L.A. restaurant last week. On that note, SupeRomo says that he and Spears were in fact at the same restaurant, but did not do anything together. Which is, of course, what any heterosexual male with a reputation would say even if he had taken a walk on the slutty side of life. Although when Ryan Gaycrest asked Spears on the radio whether she and Romo were an item, Spears responded, "Who?" But I digress...

'Boys coach Wade Phillips' concern with Spears centers around his uber-hot daughter Tracy (pictured at right), not Romo, however.

[Phillips] said he is not happy with Spears because of the title of her new album, "Blackout," and because some of the images used in her videos were borrowed.

Phillips' daughter, Tracy, is a dancer/choreographer in Los Angeles at a club called Blackout. According to Phillips, Spears attended one of Tracy's shows. Coincidentally, there were some similarities with her new album.

Phillips said there was nothing they could do about it and reasoned that people sometimes borrow things like in coaching.

First off, is "Blackout" such a unique name that it couldn't be just a coincidence? My guess is that Britney has used that term many, many, many times in the last few months based on the never-ending reports of her "activities." And are there really any new dance moves? I honestly don't know. 90% of them look the same to me, but I am a white guy with little skill in that arena, so I will have to defer judgment there.

The real question is, while we are talking about Phillips' daughter, is he really that concerned about Britney Spears stealing from her that he brings it up in a public forum? And is this distracting him from his duties as head coach? I mean, really, outside of people in L.A., has anyone even heard of his daughter?

It just goes to show you that anything even remotely related to Britney Spears is just due for some bad mojo. The mere mention of her by the team's coach is bad karma. And Phillips needs to keep a shorter leash on his QB and his starlet-craved appetite or Brit-Brit will bring the Cowboys season crashing down with her and her dying (dead) career.

Also, it should be noted that if Brit-Brit stole his daughter's dance moves, he has more pressing issues to deal with regarding her career.

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