THE AFTER PARTY

The book on A-Rod... literally. (You Been Blinded)

Most awesome bicycle crash... ever. (With Malice...)

Sandra Nilsson IS a National Treasure. (TunaFlix)

Sterling Sharpe is straight ballin'. (Brahsome)

The perfect Christmas gift. (CityRag)

What pro athletes want for Christmas. (The Angry T)

Barry Sanders was the bomb. (The Putdown)

This DJ can play with my discs anytime. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

Our main man JLR© is now suing a phone number. (Dreadnaught)

Lighted 20-foot Santa has some mad game. (100% Injury Rate)

Southern Belles from Zeta Tau Alpha. (Busted Coverage)

Raquel Gibson is my kind of girl. (Slam Dizzle)

Late entry for Mother of the Year. (Tasty Booze)

Merry Homas (i.e. T&A). (Mac G's World)

A look inside the Tebow Religion. (Loser with Socks)

Bryant Gumbel is a moron. (Awful Announcing)

Yet more juicers from the Grimsley report. (Steroid Nation)

"Goodbye Dan Marino"... ever a classic. (The Sports Hernia)

Bowl predictions by EA Sports College Football '08. (Ken Dorsey's Jock Strap)

Now, that is one hell of a Christmas lawn ornament. (EDSBS)