AND THE 2007 CARNY AWARDS GO TO...

by DCScrap, Editor

THE 2007 CARNY AWARD RESULTS

Redonkulous Sports Image of the Year Award
Tim Tebow Loves Jugs 39.4%
Oscar de la Hoya in Drag 33.3%
Green Bay Package 15.2%
Brady Quinn is Poison-ing the Interwebs 9.1%
Shaun's Knee is Gone 3.0%

Most Overpaid Athlete Award
David Beckham 51.2%
Michelle Wie 32.6%
Stephon Marbury 14.0%
Fernando Alonso 2.3%
Oscar de la Hoya 0.0%

Sports Blogosphere Whipping Boy Award
Barry Bonds 40.7%
Brady Quinn 22.2%
Michael Vick 11.1%
Mark Mangino 11.1%
Tom Brady 7.4%
Derek Jeter 3.7%
Kige Ramsey 3.7%
Pacman Jones 0.0%

Most Overhyped Sports Story Award
Anything Brett Favre 34.1%
The A-Rod Saga 31.8%
Spygate 18.2%
Notre Shame 11.4%
NFL Bad Boys 4.5%
The Donaghy Scandal 0.0%

The Joe Theismann Futility in Broadcast Journalism Award
Shannon Sharpe 26.1%
Tim McCarver 21.7%
Tony Kornheiser 19.6%
Paul Maguire 13.0%
Solomon Wilcots 8.7%
Pam Ward 6.5%
Mike Patrick 4.3%

The Bobby Knight Insane Rant Award
Suzyn Waldman 34.6%
Mike Gundy 34.6%
Darko Milicic 23.1%
Chuck Liddell 3.8%
Charley 3.8%

Most Aggravating Sportsblog Trend Award
Sportsbloggers hating on other sportsblogs/sportsbloggers 42.1%
Commenters who only comment to talk shit on blogs/about bloggers 26.3%
Bloggers not linking substantial pieces of writing by other bloggers 21.1%
BallHyping/YardBarking the bejesus out of MSM stories 5.3%
Linking at the very bottom of a post after stealing the beef of someone else's post 5.3%

Fantasy Football Piece of Shit Award
Frank Gore 25.6%
Shaun Alexander 23.3%
Cedric Benson 16.3%
Donovan McNabb 14.0%
Marvin Harrison 11.6%
Laurence Maroney 9.3%

The '76 Buccaneers Disgrace to Team Sports Award
Miami Dolphins 46.8%
Notre Dame 44.7%
Chicago White Sox 4.3%
Tampa Bay Rays 4.3%
Memphis Grizzlies 0.0%

Female Sports Celeb You'd Drain Your Bank Account to Sleep With Award
Jessica Alba 54.4%
Ingrid Vandebosch 26.3%
Amanda Beard 7.0%
Bridget Moynahan 5.3%
Beyonce Knowles 5.3%
Gisele Bundchen 1.8%

Male Sports Celeb You'd Drain Your Bank Account to Sleep With Award
Leonardo DiCaprio 40.0%
Tom Brady 20.0%
David Beckham 20.0%
Matt Damon 20.0%
Derek Jeter 0.0%
Tony Parker 0.0%

Worst Sports-Related Actor Award (aka The Shaqtor)
Shaquille O'Neal 50.0% (for lifetime achievement)
Katie Holmes 28.6% (for lifetime achievement)
Steve Austin 14.3%
The Rock 7.1%
Antonio Tarver 0.0%
Chuck Liddell 0.0%

Worst of the World Wide Leader Award
Skip Bayless 21.4%
Steven A. Smith 21.4%
Emmitt Smith 21.4%
Chris Berman 14.3%
Colin Cowherd 14.3%
Jemele Hill 7.1%
Mike Ditka 0.0%

Best Criminal Ex- or Non-Athlete Award
O.J. Simpson 42.9%
Tim Donaghy 21.4%
Joe Cullen 17.9%
Isiah Thomas 14.3%
Eric Schnupp 3.6%

Most Ridiculously Foreign Sports Figure Award
Darko Milicic 34.3%
Ozzie Guillen 34.3%
Daisuke Matsuzaka 11.4%
Ichiro Suzuki 11.4%
Anderson Silva 8.6%

Best Criminal Athlete Award
Pacman Jones 35.1%
Michael Vick 29.7%
Tank Johnson 18.9%
Chris Henry 10.8%
Rafer Alston 5.4%

Celebrity Sports Fan You'd Like to Bitchslap Award
Dane Cook 37.8%
Bill Simmons 29.7%
Spike Lee 18.9%
Ben Affleck 6.8%
Ashley Judd 4.1%
Alyssa Milano 2.7%

Sports Figure You'd Like to Bitchslap Award
Barry Bonds 31.3%
Bill Belichick 25.4%
Curt Schilling 11.9%
Kobe Bryant 11.9%
Terrell Owens 10.4%
Alex Rodriguez 9.0%

Deadbeat Daddy Award
Travis Henry 50.0%
Elijah Dukes 35.7%
Evander Holyfield 4.8%
Charles Rogers 4.8%
Ray Lewis 4.8%

Fugliest Person in Sports Award
Sam Cassell 43.2%
Randy Johnson 22.7%
Linda Cohn 15.9%
Chris Kaman 9.1%
Peyton Manning 4.5%
Larry Bird 4.5%

A special thank you from EpicCarnival.com to Adam Best who was the creator of The Carny Awards, but has moved on to focus on other ventures.