CHECKING IN WITH "THEGARV"

by Tbone, The Sports Hernia

This past Sunday we posted an amazing discovery over on the Hernia, and his name is "TheGARV." TheGARV opened our eyes to one of the most ridiculous team theme songs we've ever heard, it's quite possibly the greatest or worst song ever made. And he wasn't kidding about it, he's dead serious, which is really why we love him. Anyways, we've come to realize that TheGARV is a frequent poster on YouTube, so check out this next gem we found.

This latest video runs for 4:19, so unless you're really looking to hurt yourself, fast forward to the end, when there's about 43 seconds left.

At this point in the clip, TheGARV claims that the brown door he's standing next to, the one with that inspiring Chad Pennington poster tacked to it, is in fact the dressing room of Chad's headquarters, and clearly not the door to TheGARV's playroom that has a race car bed, a Jets blow-up chair and countless G.I. Joe figures. Check it out after the jump.