DEAR EXUBERANT ROYALS FANS

by Simon, SimonOnSports

Dear Exuberant Royals Fans,

Get excited for your 2008 Royals, we're going to back with a vengeance this season. And there are so many things that you as die-hard Royals fans have to look forward to this season at Kaufman Stadium.

When it comes to making free agent splashes, there is nobody quite as good as me Dayton Moore. Did you see how I swindled Jose Guillen into taking that lowball 36 million dollar contract? Or Gil Meche into being horrendously underpaid last year. If we're lucky maybe I can even get a few more studs in her for the fans, like perhaps I can bring Jeremy Affeldt back and give him 8 or 9 million a year. He loved it in KC and surely would want to come back at a discount. What about Julio Franco? He screams excitement. I bet we could steal him at 3 million a year.

Furthermore we've got a ton of young talent. We've got a Ryan Braun, and Ryan Braun won the rookie of the year last year. Aren't you excited to see him pitch this year? Alex Gordon was the #1 prospect in baseball probably not anymore, but he was, that's cool right?

If you're religious we've got a game named David Of Jesus. Well that's the english translation, but still Sunday games what's better than going to a Royals game after church.

Looking for a little nostalgia? We've got that too. Bill Buckner is on our team. So if you hate the Red Sox, and why wouldn't you, you can make fun of him all you want. We make sure we supply at least a few duds on our team

Hey we still have that cool waterfall in the outfield. You can't see that enough.

So get ready for an exciting 2008 season, where we play the new exciting Detroit Tigers a lot. And don't mind the increase in ticket prices just know that your extra dollar is contributing to every HGH injection, I mean home run that Jose Guillen hits.

Here's to 65 Wins,
Dayton Moore