HERM EDWARDS STILL NOT SORRY FOR SUCKING

by Tbone, The Sports Hernia

Chiefs head coach Herm Edwards apologized to the fans of Kansas City Tuesday after telling them last week to "get over it," referring to their not-so-fun losing record of 4-10. Coach Edwards however failed to use the opportunity to simply apologize for sucking and perhaps own up to the fact that he's entirely responsible for his team's suckiness.

Despite Herm's alleged ability to motivate and inspire, some players have been left with a stale taste in their mouth.

"You know that crazy college professor you liked and enjoyed the first couple weeks?" said a Chiefs player requesting anonymity. "You know how after awhile his wacky, zany ways got old and annoying, and you eventually just tuned it all out and put on your headphones? Well that's Herm. The shtick has run it's course, the guy just sucks."

Fans have also voiced their disgust with Edwards, some showing up to home games wearing brown paper bags over their heads, while others have tried getting a bit more creative, leaving countless messages on Carl Peterson's voicemail, each pretending to be Herm and submitting his resignation.

"I don't care what you tell me, Herm sucks," said devoted fan Ken Borsilli. "He said he tells his players to pick their words right. Maybe he should pick his words right and just say 'I suck' and then we can move on, the season is already a wash anyway. You can be damn sure I will be posting a 'Herm really, really sucks' thread on the Chiefs message board tonight."

Officials for the Chiefs refused comment but did promise Herm would be available tomorrow afternoon to babble on and on nonsensically.