MATCH.COM MONDAYS: KOSTA KOUFOS

by Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes

As we make our way through this world, we're all trying to do one thing... procreate. But sometimes, it's hard to find a partner who shares the same interests as you do. I'm all about love baby, so I'll be promoting the Match.com profiles of our favorite athletes/commentators/journalists. You never know, you the reader might find the love of your life!

This Week's Featured Profile: Kosta Koufos
Display Name: Great_Oden's_Choden
Status: Online now!

* age: 18
* seeking: Goddess
Relationships: Single
Have kids: None
Ethnicity: White
Body type: Grendel
Height: 7'0"
Religion: Ohio is region
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes, I am Greek. Alpha Tao Omega yah, yah, yah. Let's go to ATO. Oooga Oooga Oooga.

My Job:
Filling shoes left of by Greg Oden. I am white guy who likes shoot outside jumper and play the post like Bill Cartwright. Whoever said I play like this Oden? I doin it my way - Koufos way.

Favorite Hot Spots:
The Kalavaras diner has delicious Souvlaki sandwich and killer Spanakopita. And that waitress, has rack of lamb like mighty Aphrodite.

For Fun:
I enjoy trying dunk in driveway. The rim is only 9'6" so I can get it sometimes. I also like playing games at local rec center. There are tough games there even though it's mainly 9th graders. I can block many some shots in those games.

Favorite Things:
I like my Big Fat Greek Wedding. I really want to find nice Greek girl with many family. Not like man in movie, I eat meat and lamb to cows come home. I too like my how you say uh trophy? Trophy for basketball. I no like everyone say Greg Oden this, Greg Oden that. I am not this Greg Oden. I am Koufos. And don't call Koufos the Doufos.

Dislikes:
Dude, I was born in fucking Ohio. Cut it with these dumbass Greek jokes.

Last Read:
Why Does Everyone Think I was Born in Greece?, by Alex Karras

About Me and Who I'm Looking For:
I'm looking for girl who doesn't know the Greg Oden, only the Kosta Koufos.