by DCScrap, Editor
This is what I want for Christmas. This and a Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera.
When I was a kid, I used to take a baseball bat out and play Home Run Derby with lightning bugs. But now that I am old the muscles aren't as quick as they used to be. This is the answer.
Ideal for camping, bbq, picnics and smacking the living shit out of any small creature that gets in your way. It has a rubber non-slip handle, a child safety switch, an in-use light indicator, and enough voltage to shock the piss out of any bug that is unfortunate enough to cross my path. It also comes with a cleaning brush, but I won't be doing any cleaning. I want to revel in my kills.
Here buggy, buggy, buggy...
HT: Tasty Booze
Saturday, December 8, 2007
SATURDAY EVENING POST
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1 comment(s):
I had one once. It's sadly ineffective. The charge isn't strong enough to really deliver tasty insect death; you are basically just hitting them with an expensive and unwieldy ping-pong paddle.
I suppose you could mess with it and up the power. When you do, please post your inevitable swing, miss and connect with your friend video to YouTube with speed...
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