THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY: LEGAL EDITION

by T, The Angry T

1. Current Laws – In my America, if you commit a crime that I deem victimless, like this fantastic crime, in which Florida football players were arrested for hitting someone with a sandwich, you get off. If you were the restaurant worker in this situation and you got hit with a sandwich, how could you not at least crack a smile? How could anyone be prosecuted for something that hilarious? If I was in that restaurant there is no doubt I would be dying on the floor. Tell you what, if that restaurant worker didn’t at all laugh when he was hit with the sandwich, then he can prosecute the football players. There simply isn’t enough leeway in the law for hilarious crimes like this one. If that restaurant workers gets legitimately hurt, fine, go ahead and prosecute, but no one in the history of time has every been injured by a thrown sandwich? Not one. Let those Gators go.

2. Current Legal System – What is the idea of a plea agreement? I always thought that you got a plea agreement if you were a first time offender and the judge or prosecutor wanted to cut you a break. Well, apparently I am completely wrong because Pacman Jones is going to receive a plea agreement from a Las Vegas judge in conjunction with that whole, stripper shooting thing. Why the hell should this guy be given a break? He is a known douche and criminal, why would the judge is willing to cut him a little slack? Plus, the judge is fairly sure that this guy is guilty in the first place, so just prosecute the asshole. But oh no, that would take up too much time and taxpayer money. I will chip in 10 dollars to put this guy in jail and I am sure I could find at least 50,000 people that would do the same.

Here’s a plea agreement doucheface, go to jail, go directly to jail, and take a few years to think about the fact that you are pissing away the millions that your God-given talent got you just so you can throw hundreds at strippers. Don’t let Pacman go.

3. People who think Kobe is better LeBron – The Cleveland Cavaliers made it to the NBA finals last year. That is important to note, because of the “tear” that they are on right now (Nov. 28 on) without LeBron James. A team might win five games in an NBA season without LeBron.

Bron Bron carried the Cavs in a way that very few players (ever) could have. Throw Kobe on that Cavs team and they win 32 games in a weak East, but LeBron takes them to the playoffs and all the way to the finals. This year, he goes out for four games, the Cavaliers look like an average college basketball team. Look at those stats of a 22 years old! Beyond the stats, he makes the players around him look good, something that Kobe still hasn’t figured out how to do on a consistent basis at 29.