TOP 10 REAL REASONS WHY BOBBY PETRINO QUIT ON THE FALCONS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Owner and Home Depot founder Arther Blank wouldn't give him a decent price on drywall

9. Having coached Chris Redman before, had no desire to coach him again

8. Atlanta's nice and all, but it's no Fayetteville

7. Even Warrick Dunn thought he was a dick, and Warrick Dunn damn near likes everybody

6. Being around Joey Harrington takes all of the warmth out of your body, and makes you feel like you will never be happy again

5. After winning three games already, felt that he had nothing more to prove at this level

4. Now that the Hawks are playing .500 basketball in December, had no interest in playing second banana to that emerging juggernaut

3. Though he's only coached the team for a few months, he somehow lost the locker room years ago

2. Couldn't stand how badly the team was quitting on him, so he showed them how it was really done

1. For some reason, Michael Vick just never showed up to games for him