TOP 10 SIGNS THE RAVENS WERE NOT READY TO PLAY TONIGHT

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Spent most of the night asking refs to reverse calls from last week

9. Fans not even booing or killing each other

8. Brian Billick coached most of the game with his fly down and toilet paper stuck to his shoe

7. Kyle Boller threw an interception on a 2-point conversion, just to see if it counted like a normal interception (good news, Kyle -- it doesn't!)

6. Willis McGahee played as if he were, well, Willis McGahee

5. NBC gave more air time to the marching band than the cheerleaders, or starting offense

4. Peyton Manning threw for 4 TDs and 249 yards while cutting the voiceovers for four more commercials

3. The "Top Performer" listed for Baltimore on the box score is Troy Smith, who entered the game with two minutes left

2. Didn't even care enough to get penalized (2 for 15)

1. Ray Lewis not even miked, dancing, or informing us all whose house this was