TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR TOP 10 WRITER IS DRUNK

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool



10. Earlier idea for column was "Top 10 Punts in NFL History"

9. Took the Broncos on the road against the Texans tonight, and felt fairly confident about it

8. Can't think about the Mitchell Report without giggling about the Mystery Science 3000 movie "Mitchell"

7. Woke up on the train with this list half completed and no idea where he was

6. Suddenly understands the appeal of soccer, cricket and rugby

5. Thinks the Pats are ripe for a "trap game" fall against the Jets

4. Doesn't care who knows just how much he really, really, really loves you guys

3. Extensive use of Your Friend, Mr. Spellcheck

2. Will disavow all knowledge of this post in the morning to mean ol' Mr. Scrap

1. Passed out while writing the number one reason