TOP 10 WAYS WHY ANAL LEAKAGE IS BETTER THAN THE NFL NETWORK OR THE BCS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Missed me yesterday? Nice of you to lie, dear reader. Today's list has a subtle clue as to why my list didn't happen yesterday. Guess it in the comments, and win absolutely nothing!

10. Unlike the NFL Network, you can enjoy anal leakage in the comfort of your own home

9. No one tells you that complaining about anal leakage is old, or that you should just get over it

8. With anal leakage, there is a clear winner (and it's not you)

7. Nothing involved with anal leakage is as disgusting as Deion Sanders

6. With the exception of this post, anal leakage is private

5. Anal leakage doesn't ruin everyone's Saturday (just yours)

4. Nothing involved in anal leakage makes you have to make your picks early

3. Anal leakage is still, for the most part, less distasteful than dealing with your cable company

2. While exposure to Bryant Gumbel can, in fact, cause anal leakage, exposure to anal leakage does not cause the NFL Network, or the BCS

1. Unlike the NFL Network or the BCS, anal leakage (probably) isn't permanent