51.9 SECONDS IS A LONG TIME!

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

By now, you've heard the story. The Miami Heat and Atlanta Hawks are replaying the final 51.9 seconds of a game played last month. Nevermind the absolute absurdity of replaying a game because some official scorer had a brain fart but for God sakes, this game means nothing in the grand scheme of things. You see, the Heat suck. Two years removed from a NBA championship and this team has the second worst record in the NBA. They are on a current 10 game slide and their longest winning streak of the season is two games.

Seeing as how this means next to nothing except maybe boosting another Eastern Conference team to a mediocre .500 record, I wondered, what else could the Miami Heat players and staff could do in 51.9 seconds of gametime?

-The training staff could do test runs for stretchers and wheelchairs just in case Dwayne Wade dislocates a finger.


-Shaq could successfully make two trips to the buffet in the lockerroom and then claim he pulled his hammy on the way so he can sit out the rest of the season


-The Heat could save money and permanently bench JWill and sign his streetball counterpart "The Professor". At least this guy can shoot.

-Ricky Davis can try to pad his stats by playing against the mascot and thus, giving himself an illegal triple double.



-Pat Riley could steal someone else's job and take all the credit for it.