by J. Koot, Busted Coverage
***NFC Championship Live-Blog here.***
Welcome to yet another live blog provided by the great folks at Busted Coverage. By now you know the rules:
Patriots score: Hot piece of Bostonian tail
Chargers score: SoCal hottie gets her photo posted
Stay tuned we'll get rolling very soon....
- So we've encountered our first two problems of the day: Jim Nantz is going to verbally blow Tom Brady all day long and Blogger photo upload isn't working. This could be a huge issue for this live blogging gig.
- This was the chick who was going to greet our live blog readers. Sorry, guys. * Update* We're in business!
- No Bonnie Bernstein? This is going to be a long day.
- Here we go. Nantz gets to verbally gurgle on Brady and the great Patriots offense.
- Just wondering what Steve Tasker can bring to the sideline reporting that Bonnie wasn't capable of?
- Gates had an equipment issue alright, it's called he had to drop a triple curler.
- Please debate amongst yourselves: How many times a week would you give it to Gisele? Personally, between blogging and a full-time job I'd probably only have time for 5-6 per.
- Michael Turner is 15-1 to score the first TD. LT is 6-1.
- No TD scored in game is 95-1.
- The only excuse for Tom Brady's performance was sex with Gisele last night. Our initial reaction is that he's exhausted from romping until about 1:30 a.m. These women won't stay away from our beloved football players before huge games. So selfish.
- What the hell was that? Lorenzo Neal in the flat?
- We're finally in business thanks to Nate Kaeding. 3-0 S.D.!
San Diego chicks, I swear- NE first to score TD: Moss 3/1, Welker 6/1, Brady 18/1
- San Diego is 3 quarters from going to the Super Bowl! 3-0 Bolts.
- Maroney pays 6-1 and NE on its way to domination. Wait, it's only the 2nd quarter. 7-3 NE!
She's hot and a Patriots cheerleader. Imagine that!- What did we learn from Phil Simms today? He nearly injured Philip Rivers again by leaving a briefcase laying around an interview room.
- Thanks to Nate Kaeding we get a Chargers Girl. 7-6 NE in a slugfest!
- I've never seen a celebratory dance for saving a touchback. Kudos, bitch.
- Chris Chambers really didn't want to catch that ball. He has money on the Rivers Over 1.5 INTs.
- And the route is on, folks. Gaffney is in and Brady prepares for Super Bowl sex from Gisele. 14-6 Pats!
- Look up desperation on Wikipedia and the first thing you'll see is a photo of Philip Rivers. ZZZZZZZZ! LT, whatcha got for us? Screw the knee, you may never get back to this game.
- Was that LT running? I had to step away for another beer.
- What would you say to your father if he wore that awful headband like Belichick wears?
- Nate Kaeding just made some gamblers some serious cash with his 3rd FG. 14-9 NE!
- End of 2nd Quarter. Here's what we learned. Brady is decent, NE offensive line is legendary, Rivers throws and acts like Bernie Kosar, Norv doesn't think LT can help him and San Diego is in U.S. Top 5 for poon.
- Off to make some food and drink some beer. Meet me here for the 3rd.
- LT being out is not "too big of a blow", according to Simms.
- At least this week when Belechick says "we need to work on some things," it'll be true. Brady suddenly looks like a 6th round draft pick with a supermodel girlfriend.
- Philip Kosar refuses to listen to what Bill Cowher says. If this guy beats Indy and NE in the playoffs it'll go down as possibly the greatest playoff performance ever. Half credit to Billy Volek.
- Holy shit! Nate Kaeding in running for AFC Championship MVP award. 14-12 NE!
Far left chick...take a close look, just for Nate Kaeding- Get an exclusive, sneak peak at the Patriots Super Bowl song just released by three morons from Worcester.
- Scrap poses a great question about Deanna Favre: Hot or Not?
- Maroney Total Rushing Yards +/- 85.5
- Unf@cking Real! I was preparing to post the Gisele takes the meat photo.
- Who would have thought Nate Kaeding could possibly single-handedly win the AFC Championship? It's possible as we head to the 4th.
- So much for Kaeding doing it all himself. Welker in for the score, 21-12 Pats!
I can't keep my eyes off the redhead- Here is an interesting dilemma for those wishing to get Super Bowl tickets. Imagine a New England-Green Bay matchup. The ticket prices will be insane. The cheapest seats on StubHub are just under $3,200 each.
- Maroney officially cash money over 85.5 total rushing yards.
- At least ESPN has something worthwhile to watch (World's Strongest Man) in between commercials.
- And there you have it, folks. Game over. Patriots one win from greatest season in professional sports history.
- Thanks for hanging. We're out.
***NFC Championship Live-Blog here.***
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7 comment(s):
The only time in my life I've ever thanked Nate Kaeding
I wondered what you were going to do for Boston trim. San Diego is easy.
So let me get this straight. You have one of the best running backs of all time. You are in the AFC Championship Game. You decide to just sit him down for almost all of the first half so far, but not because he is hurt? NORV!
Yeah, I really have to dig for NE poon.
Is SD trying to lose this game? I do not get it.
I think they have a shitload of money on Kaeding Over Total Points at some off-shore Costa Rican book.
First off, nice job, Chargers, do your talking with your mouths all week, but not do your talking with your game Sunday.
Second, nice cheerleader pics!!!!
Third, Re: Bonnie Bernstein, she has been back at ESPN since July, 2006 doing primarily college football sideline reporting with Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, and Paul Maguire in the booth mostly on ABC but also occasionally on ESPN. She also hosts NFL Live on occasion, does the second game of the Week One Monday Night Football doubleheader, and has done baseball.
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