THE AFTER PARTY

Top five future gimmicks for the NHL. (Five Tool Tool)

More USC Song Girls. (Busted Coverage)

Suns' TV broadcast to go retro. (AZ Sports Hub)

Hot Chicks of 2008. (Don't Cost Nothing)

Most hated athlete #8. (The Putdown)

Don't Hate in '08!. (Mac G's World)

Bill Stewart schooled Bob Stoops. (Loser with Socks)

Lisa Snowden and her bikini. (Slam Dizzle)

Siobhan Parekh: Hot Australian. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

McNamee's lawyer says he will sue Clemens. (Steroid Nation)

Misery loves Cleveland. (Rumors and Rants)

Kevin Youkilis names his new drink "The SlumpBuster". (Red Sox Monster)

Ryan Zimmerman caught a ball ... with his jersey. (Home Run Derby)

Rick Neuheisel is making unsolicited calls. (AOL FanHouse)

Funny travel observations. (Pointless Banter)

Hank to Twins: You have permission to trade me Santana. (The Sports Hernia)

Should Selig revisit contraction? (I'm Writing Sports)

11-year old boy saves mom with lightsaber. (Tasty Booze)

Oklahoma's loss was fun. (Brahsome)

Clemens' interview will be nothing but softballs. (PartMule)

Are Romo and Jess faking it for money? (on 205th)