CAPITAL ONE BOWL: MICHIGAN VS. FLORIDA LIVE BLOGGING

by Vent, Busted Coverage

NOTE: Rose Bowl Live Blog also taking place.

Get up, wake up you drunken college football fan.

Busted Coverage here to take you through the Capital One Bowl like only we can. Forget the Xs and Os. I could care less. We're here to have a good time and make fun of Michigan and Florida.

Today's Ground Rules:

• Each time either team scores, a photo of a hot chick from that school gets posted.
• A Tebow interception = Pic of Tebow for the ladies.
  

Let the rooting begin. High scoring and Florida!

Today's broadcasting crew: Mike Patrick, Todd Blackledge

Today's Photos: Huge thanks to Poon of the SEC for many of the photos you see within this live blog.

Pregame Update:

We are told Tebow loves kids. That outdoor hockey game could be more interesting than this conversation.

1st Quarter:

• Michigan to receive. Rich Rodriguez era just 4 quarters away.
• Uh...great catch from Arrington. Dude pulled in a Harlem Globetrotters like catch for 1st down.
• This Michigan drive has provided me with plenty of time to gather pics of hot Michigan coeds. Stay tuned for scoring update.
• Manningham ends the drive with a nice catch for the TD. 7-0 Michigan.

Mich. logo on left pant leg!

• Busted Coverage Photo Editor Big Gay Rich just called and said he and the boys are 'totally' tuned in to this game. His love for Tebow is huge.
• A 49-yard field goal attempt is no good and I'm changing the channel to the hockey game in a snow storm.
• Nice graphic from ABC. Teams in coaching transition are winless this bowl season.
• Florida gets the ball back and tells Tebow to get a score so we can see hot chicks.
• Tebow fires one to Ingram and we're in business for boobies!
• Gators take a timeout and a quick check of the hockey game reveals the Zambonis have been called out to get rid of the building snow. This idea of outdoor hockey in Buffalo in January was a brilliant idea. The tailgating videos and pics should be legendary.
• Florida has illegal man down field penalty. This drive is stalling.
• Michigan brings pressure on Tebow. This guy won't last another two years at this pace.
• 3rd and goal and Tebow finds Harvin over the middle for the score. 7-7!

• Florida gets the ball back and Tebow begins to pick apart this Michigan defense. By the looks of things, you're going to be seeing many Florida photographs.

2nd Quarter:

• Bubble screen goes for 7. Tebow has 2 TDs and we get some Florida tail. 14-7 UF!

• In other bowl news, Arkansas sucks. Virginia bores me. It's very rare that I would watch a hockey game over college football but that is exactly the situation I find myself in. The 1st period is over and I get Canadian television. Don Cherry time!
• Michigan starts this drive at the 44. These two teams refuse to kick deep. That equals scoring at a feverish pace.
• Mike Hart should not get another carry in this game. Michigan wide receivers are dominating. UM gets close to field goal range and I scurry for Michigan chicks.
• Don Cherry is wearing suit you'll be seeing all over the Internet. Even has a bow tie.
• Michigan gets inside the red zone and tries to hit Jake Long on an out pattern. Not a good call.
• NBC counters with Bob Costas on its hockey coverage. Cherry > Costas.
• Scratch that Hart comment. He gets the ball and scores to tie it up. 14-14!

• A Virginia RB just went 96-yards and becomes bowl legend.
• Percy Harvin tries to match UVA RB with huge run to get UF back in range. That didn't take long. This pace is hard to keep up with. Florida chicks are going to be popping every 5 minutes.
• UF continues to make mistakes inside the red zone. That must have been penalty #5 inside the 20.
• UM brings pressure and it looks like field goal time.
• And it's blocked. Fucking kicking game. It has now cost us two pictures. Cmon' Urban. We need points from the special teams.
• Michigan takes little time to go the other way. Some big ass kicking tight end goes inside the 10 but Mike Hart fumbles and Florida gets it back. I need a drink. Make it a double!
• Buffalo scores to tie up the outdoor hockey game. 1-1.
• Rich Rodriguez joins Mike Patrick in the booth. Patrick has yet to ask his opinion on the Jaime Lynn Spears pregnancy dilemma.
• Michigan trick playbook emptied out. Double pass turns into Henne INT at the goal line. I'm hoping Patrick turns to crazy talk soon.
• Zamboni back on the ice in Buffalo. Snow piling up quickly. Don Cherry begins to make Jack and Coke snow cones.
• Looks like a huge crowd at the Gator Bowl. The upper level is closed. Epic battle between Texas Tech and Virginia fails to interest football fans.
• Arrington makes another great catch and it goes to the replay booth. Looks like points and bikinis before halftime.
• Arrington gets the 1-yard TD catch and we get chicks just before halftime. 21-14 UM!

• It's halftime. Time to work on special feature I'm putting together on the daughter of an NHL GM. She's hot, plays volleyball and has great pics on her MySpace page. You guys will approve. I guarantee it.
• Observations so far: Mike Patrick has yet to embarrass himself, rush Tebow, SEC quickness is WAY overrated, Florida isn't THAT good, Michigan isn't THAT bad.

3rd Quarter:

• Florida refuses to take kickoff and Michigan has yet another chance to score. I must search quickly. If you guys have pictures you'd like posted: mail @ bustedcoverage.com
• Mike Hart trash talks his way to a TD. 28-14 UM! And Tebow prepares the tears.

Dana is a Tempe12 girl and a UM student.

• Timmy Jorts has his work cut out for him. It's time to throw it down the field and you know what that means. The ladies could be getting hot ass pics of Heisman boy.
• I need a timeout or change of possession. I want to check out the Reggie Bush and his skank celebrating the New Year.
• Tebow becomes God and gets the Gators to the goal line. We're closing in on poon!
• Teboner runs over Michigan defender. 28-21 UM!

• I wonder how easy it is getting tail and keeping it quiet after winning the Heisman? That must be tough.
• While I debate that question with Busted Coverage stylist Claude, Michigan puts together yet another drive. That Florida defense is very tough.
• Holy shit. Hart costs Michigan two TDs. This game should be 56-21 UM.
• Oh gawwdd, Timmy brings UF back to tie it up. Thanks Mike Hart 28-28!

• Michigan and Florida have saved this college bowl season. This is by far the best game over the last 5 days. Huge programs, star power and great plays. Manningham just broke off a huge reverse. I can't believe the excitement of this game. I'm going to need some scotch to calm my nerves.
• Remember when the Gator Bowl was important? The crowd at today's game is beyond sorry.
• Holly Rowe sideline reporting greatness: "Gosh Dang" quoted from Florida defensive player.
• And we get overtime in Buffalo. I'm praying for a shootout.
• Michigan retakes the lead with field goal. 31-28 UM!

• Mike Patrick just admitted to gaining 10 pounds this college football season. Too many lonely nights alone eating triple chocolate donuts and Britney songs on the iPod.
• A classic football game is going on and the crew can only talk about where Todd Blackledge ate each week. Don Cherry wouldn't stand for such garbage.
• Shootout in Buffalo. We'll be watching this for the next few moments.
• It's hard for one game to save a sport but I think we're watching the rejuvenation of hockey in North America.
• Sidney Crosby just scored the most important goal of the year. Pittsburgh wins in a shootout.
• Back to football and Percy Harvin gets in for 6. Gators gets lead back. 35-31 UF!

• Great f$%ing catch by Arrington. Michigan back in business. These Michigan wide receivers are playing out of their asses. This guy just guaranteed himself to move straight up the draft board.
• Arrington again! This is insane. Michigan retakes the lead. 38-35 UM!

• I'm running out of Michigan chick photos. Those of you who have been to Ann Arbor know that hot chicks are scarce. So many of them are marginals like your buddy Keith hits when he's been without tail for a year or so.
• And that will be all for the Florida Gators. 4th and 6 pass by Teboner goes incomplete. Rich Rodriguez just handed keys to multi-million dollar football program.
• Michigan kicker nails field goal to make it a 6-point lead. 41-35 UM!

I never imagined it would come to this: UM Asian Tail

• Curse of the Heisman looks to be working again. Jorts is a runner, not a 2:00 QB.
• That will be all, folks. Timmy loses. Michigan seniors prepare Gatorade bath and get first ever bowl win.