GHEORGHE MURESAN CAN FINALLY STAR IN A BUDDY COMEDY

by T, TheAngryT

Hopefully by now you have seen young Kenny George, the 7'7", man-beast playing center for UNC-Asheville. Kenny's wingspan is 8'5" and he wears a size 28 shoe, six sizes larger than the big man currently playing poorly in Miami.

Kenny and the boys made the trip to Chapel Hill Wednesday night and take on the #1 Tarheels. Although it takes him a solid five seconds to get up the floor, Kenny put on a pretty good show against North Carolina. He scored 14 points, grabbed 11 boards and blocked 4 shots. Those numbers are pretty much par for the course for Curiously Tall George this season. He is averaging 12 points, 10 rebounds and he is leading the nation with a little over 5 blocks per.

I have put together a few of Kenny's greatest hits below. Most of these videos don't even look real.

Watch out for Tyler Hansbrough though...

I would pay around $100 dollars to my cable operator to watch every UNC-Asheville basketball game on my television.