SATURDAY EVENING POST

by DCScrap, on 205th - Editor

About frickin' time... my scientists have finally come through and I can see like the Bionic Woman. Not once, but twice.

Sure the second set is supposed to be for restoring sight to the blind, but eff them. I'm using these bad boys.

According to the press release, a stripped-down display with just a few operational pixels could be available "fairly quickly." More complicated lenses will take longer, but for good reason: they'll be wireless-enabled and powered by a combination of radio waves and solar energy.

That and the fact that the first 50 pairs are going to me and my homies.

We are totally going to use these to spy on chicks in high-rises miles away as we sit on the steps at the Gas-n-Sip on Friday nights.