THROWING LINKS

by BD, Staff Writer

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival's weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. Danielle Lloyd is attractive. Is she better, Sooze? Since you can't "see her bones."

10. I'm curious to see if this turns into a bit of a shouting match between Clemens and McNamee as I don't think Roger will be telling the truth under oath, either. (Steroid Nation)

9. No shit, Warren Sapp is retiring. Does anyone really care though? I don't. (Part Mule)

8. Matt Leinart: not a big fan of masturbation? (AZ Sports Hub)

7. Carlos Delgado still hasn't accepted that his team missed the postseason. (Crashburn Alley)

6. The Ghosts are putting a whole new spin on Lost, and I can't wait for it to start. (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

5. Derek Anderson would be an upgrade sure, but is he worth the hefty price? (FanHouse)

4. I agree suing is a bit much, but otherwise we'll forget WVU exists by the start of next season. (Loser With Socks)

3. Maybe if she'd jump on the treadmill he wouldn't have left. Though come on, can't she write an essay or two? (More Credible)

2. I'm sorry, but she sounds like my kind of girl. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

1. It feels to me like someone's a little nervous no one will read their future blog when they're fired. (With Leather)