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TOP 10 BLOGGER LAY UP POST TOPICS FOR SUPER BOWL WEEK

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Media Day at the Super Bowl is stupid, and the game is overhyped, and the blogger is in no way contributing to either of those conditions

9. Ads during the Super Bowl are expensive and/or pointless, unless they've got titty

8. The halftime show is for old and lame people, assuming there is no titty

7. The fans for both teams are douchebags

6. The days before the game, when rich people party, somehow matter and need to be "covered" by the writer

5. The QB who hasn't been in the game before has truly arrived as a professional, leader, and, victory permitting, Messiah

4. The talented head case player who hasn't been in the game before has truly arrived, victory permitting (otherwise, he's still a head case)

3. Somebody has guaranteed a win or said something else for the bulletin board, because NFL teams never can win without juvenile exhortations (or, for that matter, Jebus)

2. Who will win, cover, be the MVP and why the writer is a gambling genius for picking chalk and/or a crazy long shot

1. God willing, a player will get busted with a hooker or from having a nervous breakdown (please, oh please, oh please...)

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