TOP 10 CONSOLATIONS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SAD THAT THE NFL SEASON IS ALMOST OVER

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Wanking to cheerleader photos is possible 24/7/365

9. Madden, wrestling, liquor and porn will never leave you

8. You can now go back to making fun of fantasy sports dorks, since only insane people play in NBA leagues

7. We're only a few weeks away from saying good bye to insufferable honks like Gregg Easterbrook and Peter King, and we've already said our goodbyes to the SNF and MNF tools

6. With global warming, the end of the NFL season means that spring is already here (note: it's 60 freaking degrees on the East Coast right now)

5. The faster the season ends, the sooner we can get as far away as possible from Patriots Fan

4. Only seven more games with all of the ads that are making you want to tear out your eyes

3. There's only 113 days left until the NFL Draft

2. And only 51 days until something nearly as exciting, ArenaBall and Leap Day (because 2008 is going to be so exciting, it's demanding an extra day)

1. A good long time away from people who feel compelled to say THE *NATIONAL* *FOOTBALL* *LEAGUE*, as if there's some International, Foreign, or perhaps Intercontinental one as well