TOP 10 EXPLANATIONS FOR HOW THE GIANTS GOT TO THE SUPER BOWL

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. They secretly injected Eli Manning in Week 16 with the DNA of Phil Simms

9. Team is motivated by the fact that with each succeeding win, the memory of Tiki Barber is further eradicated, to the point that Joe Morris is going to get all of his old records back

8. God is trying to make up for all of those years of Red Sox Fan losing to Yankee Fan all at once (yes, all Yankee fans are also Giant fans, just as the Jets/Mets line up as well)

7. Brett Favre, having had his one Super Bowl win, just thinks that having any others would make him greedy

6. Tom Coughlin's family lineage is owed much by the gods of karma, after all those times that Bugs Bunny made his ancestors sputter in frustration and lift themselves in the air through the sheer force of gunfire and anger

5. The rest of the country doesn't hate New York and New England enough yet

4. By cagily making sure that they would not play at home in the playoffs, the Giants managed to keep Eli Manning away from the crowds that always gave him the most grief

3. Jeremey Shockey's season-ending injury finally let the team play a tight end that could block, catch, and shut the hell up

2. Plexico Burress is nearly as good as he thinks he is

1. Shh... the NFC isn't very good