TOP 10 NFL REALITIES THAT WE WILL LOOK BACK AT ONE DAY WITH AMAZEMENT AND DERISION

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. There really wasn't a team in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York City or Portland

9. You couldn't smell the game in hi-def

8. The cheerleaders wore clothes

7. You could only watch games for five months a year, and there was no legitimate spring league

6. Teams drafted players because they were related to other players

5. Games were frequently announced by gibbering fools who just happened to be star ex-players, though almost no teams used star ex-players for important jobs like coaching of general management

4. A star quarterback and borderline MVP candidate actually lost his career over having animals fight to the death for his amusement

3. The most expensive advertising buys of the year were used to tell lame jokes that almost never helped to sell anything

2. Bad teams frequently drafted quarterbacks that had very little chance of success, because they almost never had any kind of offensive line

1. People actually watched whole studios filled with braying jackasses that told them nothing of value