TOP 10 QUESTIONS THAT COULD GET AN NFL PLAYOFF TEAM'S FAN TO THROW DOWN

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Is Albert Haynesworth always so stupid as to give the opposition gift fifteen yard penalties?

9. Do you blame Sean Taylor's ghost for losing by 21 points, the same way you credited him for winning by that many?

8. Did the change to the Steely McBeam mascot cause the Steelers to become such an, um, "finesse" team?

7. How does it feel to be a fan of the first team to lose a playoff game to Fredo Manning, let alone a home game?

6. Did Phillip Rivers look like he was on the rag to you, too?

5. Does Jack del Rio always use his replay challenges like a drunken idiot?

4. Do you find it telling that the Giants can only win when they play far away from Giants fans?

3. Does having Norv Turner as your coach feel like you're always about to soil yourself, or is more of a lose your lunch feeling?

2. Did Washington's loss mean that Jesus really doesn't like Joe Gibbs after all, or is it Daniel Snyder and his special friend Tom Cruise, or is it all Redskin fans?

1. Seriously, you do know that any team that plays on wild Card Weekend is more or less meat on a stick against the better teams that had a bye, right?