"If the last two years have told us anything, after NBC last year, it's that we really don't know what he's going to do," backup quarterback Aaron Rodgers said. "It's really out of my control. I've learned the last three years that the only things I worry about are in my control. I can't control what he does. I can just control my preparation for Seattle. Until he says 'I'm coming back' or 'I'm retiring,' there's really nothing I can do."10. Really enjoys jerking Aaron Rodgers around
9. Makes his "too busy" excuse as to why he can't hang out with Mark Chmura seem legit
8. Just can't quit John Madden
7. Secretly hates living in Mississippi
6. Wants to test if everyone will still support him when he goes back to throwing a ton of interceptions
5. With every touchdown and passing yard, makes another part of Dan Marino die
4. Still feels the desire to prove the Falcons wrong for trading him
3. Knows that seeing him dominate the league just eats at Aikman, Young, Esiason, Simms and all of the other nancy-boy announcer QBs that just weren't man enough to avoid injuries
2. Refuses to give up his legal right as Wisconsin's Overlord to have sex with any resident of his choosing
1. By announcing that he's coming back, has perfectly set up the media for the next round of retirement speculation
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I always thought he kept playing because he needed his NFL millions to further his long-standing dream of finally obtaining a close shave.
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