Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE LESS THAN ENTHUSED ABOUT THIS SUPER BOWL MATCHUP

TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE LESS THAN ENTHUSED ABOUT THIS SUPER BOWL MATCHUP

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool



10. You're more interested in betting on Super Tuesday than the point spread

9. You spend the better part of a day trying to come up with reasons to put in this list

8. If Fat Tuesday were before the game, you'd give it up for Lent... and you're not Catholic

7. You're more riveted by which retread or mental patient coach is going to get which retread or mental patient job

6. You're more enthused by the Pro Bowl

5. You beg off going to a Super Bowl party, so that you can bail on the game faster

4. In preparation for the game, you are thinking of buying a small screen, non-HD TV... and maybe not even in color

3. It'd be OK with you if Tom Petty decides to go into a three-hour long jam session

2. You volunteer to take that work-related trip to one of those foreign countries that don't much care for the game -- i.e., nearly all of them

1. You have to keep fighting off the urge, when thinking about the game, to put salt in your eye

2 comment(s):

sager said...

Absolutely brilliant.

The Kids in the Hall sketch, I mean. The post is just a smidge below absolutely brilliant.

Tracer Bullet said...

On the other hand, at a Super Bowl party you can ignore the game, hit on your friends' wives or girlfriends and get drunk on somebody else's liquor.


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