by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
10. Scrap only hits me when he's sober
9. Sooze only likes me 'cuz I'm pretty
8. Don wants me to bind my feet and bow, a lot
7. No one respects lists, man, but that's OK, 'cause I *feed* off the haters
6. If you write posts that mention your fellow Carnies, they're much more likely to comment, but only if you don't mention it
5. The Blog Wiser Hot Seat guys may interview you, but they won't call you the next day -- and that just makes you feel, I don't know, kind of used
4. Anonymous's father does terrible, terrible things to him... and videotapes it
3. Jack's Cobra is more of an eel, not that there's anything wrong with that
2. In every top 10 list, there's always one entry that just stands up and screams "Filler", no matter how much you try to hide the hackery
1. People who read sports blogs like titty a hell of a lot more than they like lists
Thursday, January 31, 2008
TOP 10 THINGS I HAVE LEARNED AS A CARNIE
Posted at 11:41 PM ET
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5 comment(s):
i always read your lists, though I never reply. But since you mentioned titty this time I figured I'd break tradition.
good stuff.
I dont read your lists normally but I do hit ctrl + f and search for titty every morning...
j/k....nice work man
Aww, does a certain lonely list maker need a hug? Not that I'm giving you one, though, I'm outsourcing it to Sooze. :-) Sooze! Clean-up! Lonely blogger in Aisle 4! ha.
Seriously, though, I really have enjoyed the list columns lately. I put Epic Carnival in my Google RSS Reader that I finally set up (yeah, yeah, I'm 3 years behind the times), so I'll be commenting here more often.
Shooter - while it's hard for me to look past your sexy exterior, I love you for your brain, too. It's hot.
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