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TOP 11 NFL STORYLINES THAT WILL BE BEATEN INTO THE GROUND THIS WEEK

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. No one is giving these road teams a chance, and they are feeding off this Extreme Disrespect

10. Eli Manning must be better than Peyton Manning now, because he can inspire his team to play defense

9. Brett Favre is emotional, fun, old and beloved, and anyone who doesn't think that is someone you don't want to know

8. The Chargers have a history of Hurt Feelings and Sad Memories about the Patriots

7. Terrell Owens is a mighty fine teammate now, yes he is, because he got all emotional and stuff after losing

6. The Seahawks are cheesed about the officiating and Shawn Alexander's rickets, and no one outside Seattle cares

5. Tony Romo and Wade Philips are now a combined 0-5 in the playoffs, and Philips is wondering if Rob Johnson is available to come in and compete for the starting QB job

4. The Giants must be tougher than steel, leather and government cheese for being 9-1 on the road

3. Norv Turner no longer eats paste

2. Non Stop (Dungy? Holmgren? Philips?) Coaching Speculation, because nothing is more exciting than that

1. This just in: The Patriots haven't lost a game yet

1 comment(s):

Brandon Hansen said...

1a. The Jaguars could beat the Patriots... oh wait, they already lost.

-Brandon from brandonwhansen.com


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