TOP 12 EXPLANATIONS FOR DANIEL SNYDER'S COACH SEARCH SHENANIGANS

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

12. Not quite on his game, what with Harry Potter destroying so many of his Horcruxes

11. Sincerely believes that interviewing half of the Western world is the way to a championship, and that John Fassel is worth major consideration

10. Had to up the craziness just to maintain his reputation

9. Is possessed by the spirit of Sean Taylor, who's just messing with him now for fun

8. Trying to distract everyone from the Giants' Super Bowl run, and from A-Rod's new contract

7. It's all a massive game of "Simon Says" to impress Bill Cowher, who is just being so cruel, really

6. Secret double agent for the Giants, Cowboys or Eagles

5. Wants to be more like Jerry Jones, but can't face the horror of plastic surgery, so he overcompensates with coaching weirdness

4. God exacting a terrible vengeance for the trials and tribulations of Joe/b Gibbs

3. Trying to make Michael Wilborn and Tony Kornheiser's heads explode, so this is best seen as a public service

2. Sincerely believes that if Gregg Williams wasn't ready to be promoted, he deserved to be canned

1. Um, he's been hanging out with Tom Freaking Cruise. You were expecting sanity?