ESPN OFFICIALLY A GAY SOAP OPERA

by Tbone, The Sports Hernia

After being greeted by this amazingly ridiculous picture this morning on ESPN's home page, it all but confirmed that the company's transformation into a gay soap opera is nearly complete.

What is this picture supposed to be? Clemens looks like a guilty man whose been accused of a double-murder in some movie that takes place in the '30s. Andy Dufresne looked more confident when he was hosed down naked on his first day at Shawshank than Clemens does here. He looks like shit.

Is he about to walk a plank? What's with the giant overcoat, is it raining a lot where he is? Did he gain 150lbs. in the past week? He looks like he's been chewing Willy Wonka's experimental blueberry gum.

As for McNamee, he looks like a man whose already spent time in jail. You know those guys who look kind of normal when they get sentenced in court and then 15 years later they get released from prison with a badly receding hairline and that crazy bug-eyed look? That's McNamee.

This picture sucks. Go away, both of you.