by Simon, SimonOnSports
Mike Vick's been keeping up with the news during his down town and even found the chance to write a few letters to folks around the world.
Dear Town of Don Marco,
Hey I don't know how to speak Phillipino, but your shit was the bomb. I would have never thought of horse fighting. Using the female to fire up the males, that shits genious. Should have pulled that one to motivate my dogs. Nothing motivates quite like seein your lady gettin railed on by another man.
So ya I'm wondering if you know if there is any land nearby in the Phil where I can start Bad Newz Hooves with my boys. We need to get some new some new fights goin and dog fightin was getting old anyway.
Holler Back,
Mike Vick
Yo Aramis,
Yo Cock fighting is legal in the DR? Shit why didn't you tell me this years ago? I would have moved my boys there instead of Virginia. Cock fighting seems like a pretty good thrill. Not quite dog fighting but I'd still be down.
So you any chance you need an investment partner? I know of a lot of places to get sick trainers and training equipment. My dogs were almost unbeatable back in the day. So what you say?
If not you know of some land in the DR where I can set up shop myself? I need to bank after I get out of the joint and cock fighting is the top option.
Your Boy,
Mike Vick
Friday, February 22, 2008
LETTERS FROM MIKE VICK
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YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
you get the award for most outdated comment
I SHOULD FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!!!
That's hilarious....only you made Vick sound far too erudite. You also forget the part where he has to stop writing the letter to go 'toss a salad' for his cellmate Luther...
Vick's first post prison endeavor will be fighting me on a DREAM event in Tokyo...
I SHOULD FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!!!
All threats to the Savage Science's EC homeboys are taken very seriously...would you prefer that I forward this to the SavSci writer who's uncle is a Hells Angel Sargent at arms, the several who are convicted felons, the one who's a former Marine that spends his weekends in tactical weapons training or one of the, well all of us, who have a fairly high degree of experience fighting?
Public Enemy had the S1W's. EC has the SavSci crew. You gotta get through us to get to any of them.
you get the award for most outdated comment
Try one of these:
--SIT ON IT!
--UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!
--SEE YOU AT THE REGAL BEAGLE, JACK!
by the way, natasha is a terrible name
by the way, natasha is a terrible name
Let us know how it goes for you and Boris in your endless struggle against 'Moose and Squirrel"
Ha, I was wondering if this was a post I wrote long long ago... Nice to know even stuff I wrote over 6 months ago can inspire rage.
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