SATURDAY EVENING POST

by DCScrap, on 205th - Editor

Now I can have the perfect bedroom for my underground missile silo apartment!

Space Shuttle bunk beds! And it's only $2,595!

Says the product page...

Consider your child's imagination after entering the cockpit through the side door or climbing up to the cargo bay on the attached ladder, for a day of adventure.

My child? Screw that, I get top bunk in this bad boy.

I am going to be the coolest dude walking the Earth now that I have these beds in addition to my two super chairs, my underwater car, my jet motorcycle and my bionic contact lenses.

My car is all the rage, btw. You jealous yet?