STUPID SPORTS SH!T: WHITE FOLKS Y'ALL

by Chris Richardson, Intentional Foul

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly. For a white guy.
- The Offspring

Ah, white people. The only race you can make fun of without having to go through ass-kissing apology episodes in order to regain acceptance in society. This applies to sports as well.

Could you imagine a movie called Black Men Can't Coach even getting a green light? Well, if you focus on Caucasians, you can make movies like White Men Can't Jump, which is fine.

It's not the apparent double-standard which draws me to this topic, no, it's me agreeing that yes, white people involved in athletics are sometimes quite humorous, something Throwing Into Traffic demonstrated quite masterfully.

While our brothers with the deeper melanin deposits perform at the NFL Combine with grace, strength, agility and speed, white guys, well, look pretty damn goofy:



Silly facial expressions aside, at least the non-McFadden participant didn't do what this upcoming genius did:

Of course, if would've had the rim at the regulation height, he wouldn't have hit his head... but then again, he wouldn't be able to dunk it. It's a paradox they call reality.

However, there are exceptions to the "white guys are funny when they do sports" rule. Just ask this pale-skinned fellow and his incredible display of jumping ability and hang time:



If he keeps this up, he might find himself appearing in the pages of Bounce Magazine. You know, the next time they do a White Guy issue...