SUPER TUESDAY IN SPORTS

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

In honor of the 24 State primary election today, I give you 24 Random Sports Thoughts.

1. Does anybody actually believe those ratings for the Super Bowl? Ask yourself, have you ever been called by Nielsen?

2. A little odd that Roger Goodell chose to talk to Matt Walsh AFTER the game was over.

3. What's Tom Brady's record with Gisele? If I'm the Patriots, a call to Bridget Moynahan is in order.

4. But you just signed a contract extension Mr. Knight.

5. Wouldn't you love to be a fly in the room at Clemens' Congressional Hearings?

6. Glad to hear that guys who run gambling rings can make their way back into the NHL one year later.

7. I'd watch Women's Rugby before I would even consider glancing at the Pro Bowl.

8. Can Mr. Miyagi fix Ty Lawson's ankle?

9. Hate Vitale all you want but applaud his dedication. Guy hadn't missed an assignment since Bird and Magic went head to head in '79.

10. I propose an asterisk in the record book if you win a tournament when Tiger doesn't play in it.

11. Is there a better representative for baseball than Detroit Tigers CF Curtis Granderson?

12. Can Terrelle Pryor sign somewhere already so I dont have to read one more goddamn article about it?

13. Get a life Mercury Morris.

14. How come there isn't video of this?

15. If the playoffs started today, the 19-29 Indiana Pacers would be the 8th seed in the Eastern Conference. Maybe there is hope for the Knicks after all.

16. Why did a recruit choose UM over MSU: "The academics is better". Well said, young man.

17. "You've already had 4 paczki's Mr. Lorenzen. Is 5 really necessary?"

18. Getting juked on a game winning TD by a guy who had a sprained ankle and sprained MCL isnt a good resume builder, is it Ellis Hobbs?

19. Ignorant racing fans? Never heard of it.

20. How long before Erin Andrews just shows up at a game in a sports bra?

21. I'm all for a good prank now and then, but this is going too far.

22. Arlen Specter sure seems to be overly concerned about spygate? Wonder how much he lost on that Philly/Pats Super Bowl.

23. What was Tony LaRussa BAC when he agreed to take on Juan Gonzalez?

24. It was just a game Willie Andrews. No reason to turn to drugs.